do i see sheets of plastic in your future?

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ Z; Zap

• “Last time you zapped me some place, I didn’t poop for a week!”

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ Y; You

• “I did it, all of it, for you.”
• “I gave everything for you!” 
• “I’m doing this for you, Dean.” 

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ X; XXX

• “There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch.” 
• “Blow me, Cas.” 
• “Well, Cas, not for nothin’, but the last person who looked at me like that…I got laid.” 
  

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ W; Wings

• “Now, why don’t you strap on your angel wings and fly me back to my page on the calendar?”

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ V; Vices

• “I found a liquor store…and I drank it!” 
• “You know how I’m gonna deal? I’m gonna stuff my pie hole, I’m gonna drink, and I’m gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn, and act like the world’s about to explode, because it is.”

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ U; Understanding (or the lack thereof)

• “Try to understand…” 
• “When will I be able to make you understand?” 
• “You don’t understand. It’s complicated.” 

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ T; Touch

• “…touched by an angel?”

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ S; Space (of the personal variety)

• “Cas, we’ve talked about this. Personal space?”

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ R; Rebel

• “I rebelled for this?! So you could surrender to them?” 
  

DEAN/CASTIEL ALPHABET 
↳ Q; Questions

• “I’m not a hammer, as you say. I have questions, I have doubts. I don’t know what is right and what is wrong anymore.” 
• “My superiors have begun to question my sympathies. I was getting too close to the humans in my charge - you. They feel I’ve begun to express emotions, the doorways to doubt. This can impair my judgment.”